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\"jultomte\" Att jultomten \u00e4r n\u00e5got alldeles extra har jag vetat sen jag var barn. Men jag f\u00e5r erk\u00e4nna att jag aldrig reflekterat \u00f6ver vilka superkrafter han m\u00e5ste vara utrustad med eller vilka fruktansv\u00e4rda villkor han arbetar under. <\/p>\n

Han delar ut paket i 152 miljoner hush\u00e5ll p\u00e5 ett dygn. Den samlade klappvikten \u00e4r 380 000 ton. Han f\u00e4rdas 265 g\u00e5nger ljudhastigheten, ber\u00e4ttar<\/a> TT.<\/p>\n

Det \u00e4r med en julglimt i \u00f6gonvr\u00e5n som pressinformat\u00f6ren Krister Svahn vid naturvetenskapliga fakulteten vid G\u00f6teborgs universitet roat sig med att intervjua ett antal forskare p\u00e5 universitetet om tomten och hans arbetsvillkor under julafton.<\/p>\n

Forskarna konstaterar att tomten m\u00e5ste vara utrustad med superkrafter och att han antagligen lider av b\u00e5de diabetes och h\u00f6gt blodtryck p\u00e5 grund av sina extrema arbetsvillkor och en ensidig diet av gr\u00f6t.<\/p>\n

Dessutom sl\u00e5r de fast att hans sl\u00e4de m\u00e5ste dras av minst 1,9 miljoner luftburna renar och att han inte kan vara bosatt vid nordpolen.<\/p>\n

– Nordpolen \u00e4r uteslutet, s\u00e4ger botanikern Henrik Aronsson enligt TT. F\u00f6r d\u00e4r finns inget renbete.<\/p>\n

God jul!<\/p>\n

Andra bloggar om: Tomten<\/a>, Arbetsvillkor<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Att jultomten \u00e4r n\u00e5got alldeles extra har jag vetat sen jag var barn. Men jag f\u00e5r erk\u00e4nna att jag aldrig reflekterat \u00f6ver vilka superkrafter han m\u00e5ste vara utrustad med eller vilka fruktansv\u00e4rda villkor han arbetar under. Han delar ut paket i 152 miljoner hush\u00e5ll p\u00e5 ett dygn. Den samlade klappvikten \u00e4r 380 000 ton. Han […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/konsumenter.se\/blogg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5118"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/konsumenter.se\/blogg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/konsumenter.se\/blogg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/konsumenter.se\/blogg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/konsumenter.se\/blogg\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5118"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/konsumenter.se\/blogg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5118\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5123,"href":"https:\/\/konsumenter.se\/blogg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5118\/revisions\/5123"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/konsumenter.se\/blogg\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5118"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/konsumenter.se\/blogg\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5118"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/konsumenter.se\/blogg\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5118"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}